Ryan. 19, bradley university sophomore studying theatre arts, english creative writing, english professional writing, and pre-graduate literary studies. from the chicago suburbs

Before entering be aware my blog isn't a fandom blog, it isn't a depressed blog, or a food blog, or a love blog. It may hit all those things, but this is a life blog following my daily feelings and such and I wouldn't have it any other way.

^^^me in a banana costume eating a banana. I register that I am lame



girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

me: image

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)




That one time Tom Daley worked as a male escort…

*pfft* ONE time?

How can someone make me want to do naughty things and still remind me of a puppy? UGHHH

(Source: ohboybasically)

(Source: vinegod)



Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second…

Unknown - via scatteredneedles (via perfect)